sometimes i wish i was european but then i remember
i’m american and i’m free
so is the alcohol
Apparently dogs are canon in the Star Wars universe.
“I was hiding under your porch because I love you.”
let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree
HOW MANY FOLLOWERS DO I NEED BEFORE YOU START ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY LIFE GOD
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